Heather Mills McCartney is have a celebrity shoe auction to benefit...well, I didn't catch what it benefitted... but if the person who wins McCartney's shoes, do they get one of her fake legs too?
Oh my. I don't even know what to say. Except I would never buy used shoes. Or underwear. I don't care if they have fake legs OR fake vaginas -- it just isn't happening.
I've gotten used shoes before. I bought them at the Buffalo Exchange and they were the best shoes ever. And I might not buy Heather Mills McCartney's shoes, but I would buy Cameron Diaz's or Addison Montgomery's.
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gross.
Haha, you mean you wouldn't want her old, stump-touched leg? I bet she gets new gold-plated legs with Sir Paul's billions.
um, grosser
Oh my. I don't even know what to say. Except I would never buy used shoes. Or underwear. I don't care if they have fake legs OR fake vaginas -- it just isn't happening.
I've gotten used shoes before. I bought them at the Buffalo Exchange and they were the best shoes ever. And I might not buy Heather Mills McCartney's shoes, but I would buy Cameron Diaz's or Addison Montgomery's.
I'd wear Ed Norton's underwear.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...now that's what I'm talking about!
HAHAHAHA. Well, when you put it that way...
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