In the summer of 1999, I was visiting my parents for several weeks and one afternoon I set off to see "American Pie." At the time, I wore kind of platform flip flops. There were a couple of stairs I had to walk down to go into the theater. I got caught in my flip flops going down the stairs and landed flat on my ass.
I ended up with the biggest bruise on my ass.
It was so big, that when I returned to Las Cruces, NM a week later, I made my roomate look at it.
It was that big. And took a long time to go away.
4 comments:
Did you see American Pie with your parents? I know, probably not, but how not cool would that be to watch with the 'rents?
I'm kind of drunk, FYI. Just so you can put yourself in that mindset that I'm in and feel what it is like for me. Spinny. It's spinny.
Bruises!
No, I didn't watch it with my parents. I'm not sure if they've ever seen it.
Did you give "Bruises" as an ending salutation? Well, even if you didn't I think it is awesome and will start using it ASAP.
Hope you had a good time and that you feel good today.
Bruises!
Fortunately, no one actually saw the fall. I think I was early to the movie so no one was there yet.
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