Dear Lost Creators,
First of all, I want you to know that I am a true blue fan. I would never stop watching you; I am with you until the end. Seriously, the only way I would stop watching is if I went blind, and only then because I would literally not be able to watch you.
And I am thankful that you answered the question about how the plane crashed. It wasn't fate, it was just magnets and stuff, and that eliminates the theory that Libby was an "other." And it's good to find out that it is important to press the button every 108 minutes; although now I am not sure if there is a button to press anymore. And I was relieved when Jack, Kate, Sawyer and Hurley realized that Michael was, indeed the killer in the hatch a few weeks ago (uh, I mean, yesterday). And I like it that at the end of each season you remind us of how many days they have actually been on the island.
So like I said, thanks for some answers, but I am not thanking you for all the questions you have created. And I think you are mean for making me wait three months for the answers.
Are Locke and Ecko dead? And why did Charlie not seem that concerned? He knows what happened. I guess Claire just gives a smile and he forgets about everything.
And the others are just going to let Michael go? I think that's bullshit and I better see Michael and Walt hanging upside down and dead, Mussolini-style, from some trees.
And are the others turning Jack, Kate and Sawyer into others? And what was that look between Jack and Kate? I'm not the only one who saw it; Sawyer was all like, "What the fuck," with his eyes. Did Jack and Kate make a secret plan?
And what does Desmond's girlfriend have to do with everything? Did she set Desmond up? And if she did, why does she still have a picture of her and Desmond. And how long before we see a flashback with her and Jack's dad? Because I am sure there will be one.
And finally, if Jack, Kate and Sawyer are to become others, how will the other survivors (Charlie, Claire, Sun, Jin, et.al.) survive without their natural born leader, Jack, who is also their only doctor?
If you could get back to me with some storylines or perhaps even some pre-writing, probably in that mapping thing with all the lines and boxes would be best, I would appreciate it so I don't have to wait the three months and then the following nine to find answers.
Thanks.
Sincerely Your Devoted Fan,
Witnesssuzy
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Dear Witnesssuzy,
We appreciate your loyalty and we are replying on behalf of the Hanson corporation.
Electromagnetism is a serious research avenue, and we think Desmond is right. This field will hamper anyone rescuing the survivors. The button is gone, but it can also be pushed by faith. Luckily, Locke and Mr Ecko have an abundant amount of faith. And, Sayid can build anything.
Micheal is a traitor to the survivors, yes, but he was true to Walt. And, once Walt's safe, he'll go back for his friends.
Locke and Ecko are NOT dead. Charlie shouldn't be kissing anyone - gross. And, we're also strangely aware of Claire's ability to stay so clean and she's never had a shower in the hatch. Must be that Aussie shampoo.
Jack, Kate and Sawyer will get out. Sayid will rescue them - and Sun and Jin will help. I hear both know kung-fo, seeing that they are both Asian.
Desmond's girlfriend is VERY angry at her father, our CEO, and she's used all of her resources in the past 2 years to find him after he went missing in the electromagnetic field on his boat race. Libby is with our company, but we won't speak poorly of the dead. Her story will reveal itself as you learn more about our Dharma project's rebel leader: Henry.
We hope these answers appease you until September, when we will be able to reveal our next quarterly report about this outlaw squad from a project gone bad.
If we could watch LOST together, I'd make enchiladas and margaritas and we'd all be really quiet during the show and laugh and smoke and pee and get refills and cookies on commercial. Then, we'd bitch when it was over about the questions we had and then, we'd eagerly wait until the next week.
Them's good times.
And, I'd give just about anything to have Laura call me a bastard to my face.
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