Long Story, I'm Short

I'm short. I am no midget or anything, but I am short. Let me illustrate how short.

Yesterday I bought some pants. They were marketed and labeled as shorts. They were long shorts; Bermuda shorts is what they called them when I was little. I bought a pair and tried them on when I got home.

I now own a really great pair of Capri pants that are the perfect length.

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In other earth shattering Witnesssuzy News, I went and saw an exhibit of paintings by Jerry Garcia. They were really cool. He was quite a talented man.

And yesterday, I received a bottle of Midori and it is made by Suntory. When I made a Midori Sour last night, I said, "For relaxing times, make it Suntory time."