4th of July in the middle of the week is dumb. I drank too many beers in the hot sun. And then I was tired. So I went to bed at 9:30 pm. I read until 10 and fell into a deep sleep. Until 10:20 when I thought I heard noises that sounded like someone was trying to break into my apartment. But it was actually fireworks.
That is how I lame I am on the 4th of July. I thought fireworks were a burglar.
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So, the dwarf could tie his shoe without bending his knee while standing up (COOL), otherwise, he was just short. He was only 7 years old.
The copperhead was minding his own business, basking in the sun on the back porch of the farm house. But, since they are agressive little poisonous bastards, we chopped off his head and watched him squirm. At least we didn't blow him up with an M80. Activists, I tell ya.
Maybe I should just post on my own blog and not comment big long comments on yours.
At least my 4th's weren't lame. I didn't have ONE margarita. So, despite the dwarf and the snake, it still sucked.
I can't even imagine not bending over to tie my shoe...wait he was 7? Are you sure he was a dwarf? 7 year olds can be tiny.
Copperheads are dangerous. They didn't name one of the bad guys in Kill Bill after it for nothing.
I've totally been craving a margarita. On the rocks.
And you can write a blog in my comments section. I don't mind one bit.
Yes, he was 7 about to be 8. Def a dwarf.
Copperheads ARE dangerous, but to a copperhead, a shovel is very dangerous. Perspective.
I think we'll go see Transformers this afternoon.
I can run for 20 minutes now. Surely, that's nearly 2 miles. I decided to count by minutes, not miles for better calculation. I hope to be up to 30 minutes by the end of July. I've lost 6 pounds in 6 weeks. Woo Hoo.
I got bit on the boob by a critter and it itches when I sweat.
Norman, we're right on track! Just this past week, I ran my first two consecutive miles. Now I'm working on upping my speed, then moving up to three. When I can do three miles straight through (a 5K, basically), I will be the happiest girl ever.
And for the first time in the history of my entire life, I LOST weight on vacation -- 5 pounds! Hawaii really keeps you busy!
You both are doing so awesome...congrats, congrats, congrats.
I have a bug bite on the inside of my arm where it bends... you know on the other side of my elbow...I am convinced it will never heal.
And Laura, I would love to hear about how you lost those 5 lbs. in Hawaii...if you'd ever call and tell me. Even an absurdly long email would do.
I totally called you two hours later...and I didn't even see your post. We are so "right there."
HAHA.
I bet three of the pounds was from my peeling scalp. HAHAHAHA. GROSS!!
oooh, you do not want me to retaliate with shirtless Al comments.
Leprosy
all my skin is falling off of me
I'm not half the gal
I used to be
Leprosy
Norman, I LOVE THE CINQUAIN!
You rock my world!
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