Sunday, July 08, 2007

Jack Tale #276

Last year Jack liked to run around naked yelling, "Penis Man!"

As he's grown, he's become more modest.

Now he runs around in his underwear yelling, "Underware Man!"

My mother is convinced that he's going to grow up to be a flasher.

11 comments:

Laura said...

Or a Chip N Dale. HAHA. I love Jack Tales...I can't wait for #278!

Meg said...

Yeah, we talked about that too. I think his signature dance move is going to be to stand there and suck in his belly until his ribs show. He LOVES to do that.

Murph said...

I LOVE Jack, but I have a "Savanah" story - K's niece. She was enrolled in a swimming class - she's 4 - the kind that they throw you in and let you wing it with supervision. So, she gets thrown in once, twice, three times. Then, when she's about to be thrown back in, she says: "Wait...STOP...I have something important to tell you....I can't swim".

Meg said...

That's hilarious.

Let's arrange a marriage between Jack and Savannah. Think of all the funny stories we would have to tell forever!

Murph said...

Yah. it would be awesome.

Meg said...

I say we bring back arranged marriages anyway. This way we can be like ancient royalty and forever link our families together and other families can do it too. I mean, it did wonders for civilization years and years ago...right?

Murph said...

and account for 70% of the birth defects in the US along with Europe...

Meg said...

Jeez Norman, you really know how to take the fun out of arranged marriages.

Murph said...

well since JAck and Savannah aren't cousins, it shouldn't lead to any defective children

Laura said...

Wow...this conversation got really off track.

HAHA.

Meg said...

HA! Yeah, I guess it did.