Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
This morning I got into my office and I didn't have my coffee. I thought I had left it in my car and then honestly began to wonder if I had remembered to bring it from home at all.
But to end the suspense I just created, I did remember to bring it from home. I had just left it in the car.
I just recently got a four drawer filing cabinet in my office. I don't have to keep my shit in a box. It's awesome. It makes me feel organized, but I don't really think I am. I just put all my files in there without any system. But I don't know how to systematically organize things. Aren't there people out there who do that kind of stuff for a living? Maybe I should hire them to organize my filing cabinet (in which I only truly use two drawers).
In case you happen to not hear through email, various blogs or by phone call, Laura is going to have a baby. Haha…ok, she got a car. But you would think it was a baby. Or at least have a hand to shake. "I want to shake the Focus' hand." HAHAHA. All kidding aside, that is very exciting news. And she's driving me to the botanical gardens.
Au revoir, chacun. Ayez un jour splendide
4 comments:
Just thank god you didn't have to give birth to your car.
I don't know what that meant, but it makes me laugh.
What a suspenseful first half of your post! Where was the coffee? Did she even have coffee? Did a gremlin steal it? And way to throw in some Laura bashing! That will teach her to tell people she has exciting news and not be pregnant.
Damn Laura gave birth to a CAR? That makes me want to put an ice pack on my private area. They have those shaped for women who just had babies.
Coffee mystery solved. I was very upset for you.
I don't speak french. Translate please.
And where are the botanical gardens?
I think Laura loves her car as much as if she would've given birth to it. It is that exciting to get a new car. And you don't have to clean up a car's poop.
I was just saying, "Goodbye everyone. Have a great day!" I am trying to practice french to become more bilingual. I am not sure if it is working.
The botanical gardens are in Toledo. I knew about them, but didn't really realize what they were all about until recently. People get married and stuff there.
Oh my gosh, Dwight's in tighty wightys on The Office. Except they're blue.
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